Tickle my fancy.

Montana. I hate pants and broken candy canes. Bye.

plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

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savageimmortal:

I APPARENTLY NEED TO START DOING THIS DANCE

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Reblog if your insecure about your body

downcastchild:

very …

thespacegoat:

remember a few years ago when the parody account MorgonFreeman made this post

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and now to this day people still think he said it

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that’s my favorite thing to ever happen on the entire intenet

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spreaditlikeavirus:

afgaganistan:

flipping your pillow over to the cold side

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Biting your pillow as your ass is being rammed.

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sagihairius:

this girl ripped her galaxy leggings today and i couldnt stop laughing because there was a rip in the fabric of space

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nue:

i want all the extra fat on my body to fall off and turn into cash

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cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

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fantastic-pizza:

loveme-letlive:

I thought we agreed to never be creative again.

I fucking hate this as I reblog it to my page immediately

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