what the fuck.

Montana. I hate pants and broken candy canes. Bye.

tahthetrickster:

bespectacledbisexual:

i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment

because men are disappointing

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dx11:

babies cry because they realize theyre too dumb to read anime with subs yet

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180mph:

OMG… today at school I asked to use the bathroom because i HATE MATH CLASS!! and im wasting time and after 5 minutes of taking selfies and blogging on my tumblr blog my teacher walks into the bathroom and says “What are you doing?” And I accidentally said “None of your business, Cumberbitch!” and he stood there shocked but then he said “Who do you ship?” and now we follow each other on tumblr!

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thats-slightly-raven:

I love how in Jurassic Park everyone always seems so shocked when the dinosaurs start attacking people like u went to an island full of dinosaurs idk what your expectations were mate but that’s pretty much standard dinosaur behaviour

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yungbasedblogger:

apparently “bae” means “before anyone else” i always thought it was a ghetto word for “babe”

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teatray-inthesky:

laughing out loud by myself at 2 in the morning

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teatray-inthesky:

laughing out loud by myself at 2 in the morning

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justwithmyvoice:

when you song come on the radio like

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