remember a few years ago when the parody account MorgonFreeman made this post
and now to this day people still think he said it
that’s my favorite thing to ever happen on the entire intenet
flipping your pillow over to the cold side
Biting your pillow as your ass is being rammed.
this girl ripped her galaxy leggings today and i couldnt stop laughing because there was a rip in the fabric of space
i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs